What does the secret wedding of one of the richest man in our country tell you? That most celebrities are full of crap. They complain about the paparazzi but use the paps to stay relevant. You want the press. Mark Zuckerberg pulled off a wedding without TMZ, and you can’t get coffee without a flash in your face? You want the attention. We’re not mad at you. We just want you to stop pretending you don’t. Congrats Mark and Priscilla.